Looks like your'e idea has hit the market Anthony

[janechad]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. no mention of the caviar though


Jane

[villasoutherndunes]

It's not April 1st is it?

[JAF]

[viporlandovillas]

Ha Ha Jane that is sooo good. Wonder whether we will just be able to get it on prescrition and slip it into the beer

Mountain Dew though is a lovely refreshing drink though

[Shirls]

That is so funny Jane

[Longleaf]

very funny Jane

[Tracey]

[violet]

Joke
A Lawyer and the Pope both die at the same moment and arrive at the gates of heaven together.

They spend the day in orientation and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread with Gucci shoes.

They are allocated accommodation, the Pope is allocated a replica of a 'Holiday Inn' type room similar to everyone else, and the lawyer gets an 18-room orlando mansion with servants and a swimming pool.

At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a kosher TV dinner, but the lawyer receives a five-course meal including caviar, prime rib and chocolate truffles.

By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything.?????"

The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of Popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."

[violet]

Joke

And there is more :-

Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.

"Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked."I could eat," said Seymour, the Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it.

While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy and chocolate.

The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he was hungry, and Seymour again said, "I could eat."Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Seymour noticed them enjoying enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.

The following day mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened, meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in heaven as a reward for the good life I lived, but if this is heaven and all I get to eat is tuna why in the Other Place do they eat like Kings, I just don't understand?????

"To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people its just not worth cooking!!!!!!....

[Shirls]

Very funny Violet